Poems For Old Married Couples

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in the air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you