Saturday, April 3, 2010

80-year-old man and a 28-year-old wife

80-year-old man : My 28-year-old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man : That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!

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