Thursday, June 3, 2010

Parking Cock Up

Ah Beng couldn't find a parking lot, but there was a whole row of cars docked illegally along the roadside. So he parked his vehicle behind the last one, thinking it was alright.Five minutes later, he rushed out to plead with the Parking Warden who had suddenly appeared to issue him a ticket. The warden asked Ah Beng, "An zua lu di jit-dao luan luan par chia?" (Why you anyhow park here?)
Ah Beng replied, "Aiyah, gua kua ee lang par, teh lang par lor ..."
(I saw them park follow them park lor)
Astounded, the warden gasped, "Ha? Simi lum par teh lum par?"
(What testicles squeezing testicles? Trust us, it works better in Hokkien...)

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