What Confucius Did Not Say

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ... A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!