Banta And The Pair Of Shoes Saga

Banta owned two pairs of boots, one with thick soles and the other with thin soles.
He climbed out of bed one morning and he made the mistake of putting one of each of the boots on, which made walking very uncomfortable. 'How strange! How is it that my legs aren't the same length today?' Banta asked himself in surprise.
A friend passing by told him, 'Oy, Banta, your boots aren't a pair.'
Hearing this Banta hurried home to change his boots. However, when he got home and saw the other boots, Banta thought for a moment and said to himself, 'There's no need to change. These other two are not a pair either. One is thick and the other thin.'