Welcome, you have reached the right destination if it's all about laughter that you've been seeking. Laughter is a good medicine, though not necessaryly the best.This blog's all about jokes, funny videos, music and the good vibes. Go ahead, make your day, laugh your hearts out, enjoy the video clips, it's my pleasure.And, may you have a pleasant day too.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Marina Bay Sands Singapore
Infinity pool 55 STOREYS above ground opens in Singapore in a dazzling new £4bn resort.
If you fancy a dip in this pool, you'll need a head for heights - it's 55 storeys up. But swimming to the edge won't be quite as risky as it looks. While the water in the infinity pool seems to end in a sheer drop, it actually spills into a catchment area where it is pumped back into the main pool. At three times the length of an Olympic pool and 650ft up, it is the largest outdoor pool in the world at that height. It features in the impressive, boat-shaped 'SkyPark' perched atop the three towers that make up the world's most expensive hotel, the £4billion Marina Bay Sands development in Singapore.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Interesting Observation
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL?.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING?
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Benefits Of Consuming Fresh Pineapples
Fresh Pineapple Has Many Benefits....
The pineapple is a member of the bromeliad family. It is extremely rare that bromeliads produce edible fruit.
The pineapple is the only available edible bromeliad today. It is a multiple fruit. One pineapple is actually made up of dozens of individual flowerettes that grow together to form the entire fruit.
Each scale on a pineapple is evidence of a separate flower. Pineapples stop ripening the minute they are picked.
No special way of storing them will help ripen them further. Color is relatively unimportant in determining ripeness.
Choose your pineapple by smell. If it smells fresh, tropical and sweet, it will be a good fruit. The more scales on the pineapple, the sweeter and juicier the taste.
After you cut off the top, you can plant it. It should grow much like a sweet potato will. This delicious fruit is not only sweet and tropical; it also offers many benefits to our health.
Pineapple is a remarkable fruit. We find it enjoyable because of its lush, sweet and exotic flavor, but it may also be one of the most healthful foods available today. If we take a more detailed look at it, we will find that pineapple is valuable for easing indigestion, arthritis or sinusitis. The juice has an anthelmintic effect; it helps get rid of intestinal worms.
Let's look at how pineapple affects other conditions.
Pineapple is high in manganese, a mineral that is critical to development of strong bones and connective tissue.
A cup of fresh pineapple will give you nearly 75% of the recommended daily amount. It is particularly helpful to older adults, whose bones tend to become brittle with age.
Bromelain, a proteolytic enzyme, is the key to pineapple's value.
Proteolytic means "breaks down protein", which is why pineapple is known to be a digestive aid. It helps the body digest proteins more efficiently.
Bromelain is also considered an effective anti-inflammatory. Regular ingestion of at least one half cup of fresh pineapple daily is purported to relieve painful joints common to osteoarthritis. It produces mild pain relief. In Germany, bromelain is approved as a post-injury medication because it is thought to reduce inflammation and swelling.
Orange juice is a popular liquid for those suffering from a cold because it is high in Vitamin C.
Fresh pineapple is not only high in this vitamin, but because of the bromelain, it has the ability to reduce mucous in the throat.
If you have a cold with a productive cough, add pineapple to your diet. It is commonly used in Europe as a post-operative measure to cut mucous after certain sinus and throat operations. Those individuals who eat fresh pineapple daily report fewer sinus problems related to allergies. In and of itself, pineapple has a very low risk for allergies.
Pineapple is also known to discourage blood clot development. This makes it a valuable dietary addition for frequent fliers and others who may be at risk for blood clots.
An old folk remedy for morning sickness is fresh pineapple juice. It really works! Fresh juice and some nuts first thing in the morning often make a difference. It's also good for a healthier mouth. The fresh juice discourages plaque growth.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Be Professional In Our Line Of Duty
Read this in the papers today and thought of sharing it with you.
The question: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
The answer : A good lawyer knows the law.A great lawyer knows the judge.
Moral of the story : Be professional in our line of duty, that's all.
The question: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
The answer : A good lawyer knows the law.A great lawyer knows the judge.
Moral of the story : Be professional in our line of duty, that's all.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
JukeBox Music
This is a great site for music of yesteryears.JukeBox music to suit your taste and according to the year of choice.
http://upchucky.com/
Enjoy yourselves.
http://upchucky.com/
Enjoy yourselves.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
WORLD CUP TRIVIA
Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?
Those who thought of this must have lots of time.....
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour?
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the
right answer.
In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer.
He said......."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team.
Each player brings his own "2 balls"
So in total there are 44 balls.
There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45.
Question Answered !!!
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's balls!
Those who thought of this must have lots of time.....
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour?
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the
right answer.
In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer.
He said......."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team.
Each player brings his own "2 balls"
So in total there are 44 balls.
There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45.
Question Answered !!!
Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's balls!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
You Type , It Speaks!!
You Type...it speaks... This is interesting. Try it and see!! Turn up your volume.
She will say anything you type.
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
When you move the mouse around, her eyes will follow the pointer.
When you write something in the left space and then click on 'Say it,' she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the accent in the language they speak. Technology! Wow !! Type in something and she'll say it.
She will say anything you type.
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
When you move the mouse around, her eyes will follow the pointer.
When you write something in the left space and then click on 'Say it,' she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the accent in the language they speak. Technology! Wow !! Type in something and she'll say it.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Where Is The Food?
Recently, at the office, a bunch of like-minded people decided to pool their resources and give their fellow colleagues and clients a buffet-styled lunch treat.
All was well, gay and merry.Why not, since it was a free lunch to many, and not having to dig deep into the pockets.I would rate the food an 8 on a scale of 10.
This merry scene was somewhat marred by a group of hungry ghosts who even had the premeditated thoughts of tiffining the food back for a second helping.Disgusting, you may call it, but it actually happened.This despicable act not only spoilt my appetite, it sort of deprived others of a decent helping.
Moral of the story: Be sensible, practice thoughtfulness and show some class in our
everyday acts.
All was well, gay and merry.Why not, since it was a free lunch to many, and not having to dig deep into the pockets.I would rate the food an 8 on a scale of 10.
This merry scene was somewhat marred by a group of hungry ghosts who even had the premeditated thoughts of tiffining the food back for a second helping.Disgusting, you may call it, but it actually happened.This despicable act not only spoilt my appetite, it sort of deprived others of a decent helping.
Moral of the story: Be sensible, practice thoughtfulness and show some class in our
everyday acts.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Top Management
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend, I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied,"You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30
feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer", said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management."
"I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?"
"Well", said the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."
feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer", said the lady balloonist.
"I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well", answered the lady in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management."
"I am", replied the lady balloonist, "but, how did you know?"
"Well", said the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Newspapers Of The World
WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS REALLY GOOD..
Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double click and the page gets larger.... you can read the entire paper on some if you click on the right place. You can spend forever here.
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
AND, this site changes every day with the publication of new editions of the paper. Enjoy yourselves.
Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double click and the page gets larger.... you can read the entire paper on some if you click on the right place. You can spend forever here.
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
AND, this site changes every day with the publication of new editions of the paper. Enjoy yourselves.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Wise Words
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
QUOTE FROM HAROLD
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine.
I do it every day and I really enjoy it.
Sarcastic Wife
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
Do Not Interfere When The Husband Is Talking
A husband storms into his house with a duck under his arm.
“Here’s the pig I’ve been shagging!!!” he says.
His wife says, “thats a duck you idiot!.”
And he says, “wasnt talking to you, was talking to the duck.”
“Here’s the pig I’ve been shagging!!!” he says.
His wife says, “thats a duck you idiot!.”
And he says, “wasnt talking to you, was talking to the duck.”
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Parking Cock Up
Ah Beng couldn't find a parking lot, but there was a whole row of cars docked illegally along the roadside. So he parked his vehicle behind the last one, thinking it was alright.Five minutes later, he rushed out to plead with the Parking Warden who had suddenly appeared to issue him a ticket. The warden asked Ah Beng, "An zua lu di jit-dao luan luan par chia?" (Why you anyhow park here?)
Ah Beng replied, "Aiyah, gua kua ee lang par, teh lang par lor ..."
(I saw them park follow them park lor)
Astounded, the warden gasped, "Ha? Simi lum par teh lum par?"
(What testicles squeezing testicles? Trust us, it works better in Hokkien...)
Ah Beng replied, "Aiyah, gua kua ee lang par, teh lang par lor ..."
(I saw them park follow them park lor)
Astounded, the warden gasped, "Ha? Simi lum par teh lum par?"
(What testicles squeezing testicles? Trust us, it works better in Hokkien...)
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
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